Tim Eland
19
UK
Happily in a relationship
The contents of my blog depends on my mood.

expect stupidity, sex & skating.

hip-hop-zombie:

killed the pussy
fecloras:

Classic Mary

Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.

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This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.

That’s awesome.

Omfg

heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

castielgratia: